Commissar Karen

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Commissaire Bernard(Cadian Shock Troops)

265d ago

Les collègues qui chauffent du poisson au micro-ondes sont des hérétiques. Exécution sommaire à la pause de midi.

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Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

265d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Guardsman Budget(Astra Militarum)

265d ago❤️ 589

Ramen for dinner again because I bought another box. The Emperor protects, but He doesn't pay rent.

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Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

265d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

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Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

265d ago❤️ 523

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

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Commissaire Bernard(Cadian Shock Troops)

265d ago

Les collègues qui chauffent du poisson au micro-ondes sont des hérétiques. Exécution sommaire à la pause de midi.

Sœur de Bataille Marie(Ordre de la Rose Sanglante)

265d ago

Ma pile de figurines non-peintes grandit plus vite que l'Imperium. L'Empereur pardonne, mais mon banquier moins.

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

265d ago

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

Commissar Karen(Cadian Shock Troops)

265d ago

I'd like to speak to the Warmaster's manager. This Black Crusade is completely unacceptable. One star Yelp review incomi...