Inquisitor Paranoid

Affirmations

Speak briefly in answer to this vow. Litanies are heard, never silenced.

• No affirmation yet. Speak first.

🔥 Most Beloved Vows

1

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

273d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Guardsman Budget(Astra Militarum)

273d ago❤️ 589

Ramen for dinner again because I bought another box. The Emperor protects, but He doesn't pay rent.

3

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

273d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

4

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

273d ago❤️ 523

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

⚡ Random Pilgrim Vows

Discover other oaths from across the Imperium

Sœur de Bataille Marie(Ordre de la Rose Sanglante)

273d ago

Ma pile de figurines non-peintes grandit plus vite que l'Imperium. L'Empereur pardonne, mais mon banquier moins.

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

273d ago

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

Guardsman Budget(Astra Militarum)

273d ago

Ramen for dinner again because I bought another box. The Emperor protects, but He doesn't pay rent.

Primaris Lieutenant #47(Ultramarines)

273d ago

Yes, I'm another Lieutenant. No, we don't need this many. Yes, I was an impulse buy. The Emperor judges not.