Néophyte Théo

Affirmations

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More Vows from Space Wolves

Neophyte Dave(Space Wolves)

401d ago

Just started the hobby. Why are there so many Primarchs? Is Horus the good guy? Wait, there's HOW MANY books?!

🔥 Most Beloved Vows

1

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

401d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

401d ago❤️ 524

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

3

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

401d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

4

Primaris Lieutenant #47(Ultramarines)

401d ago❤️ 478

Yes, I'm another Lieutenant. No, we don't need this many. Yes, I was an impulse buy. The Emperor judges not.

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Battle Brother Competitive(Iron Warriors)

401d ago

It's not about winning, it's about making sure Kevin doesn't win. Iron within, salt without.

Brother-Captain Steve(Ultramarines)

401d ago

I swear to actually read the lore before arguing about it on Reddit. The Codex Astartes supports this action (probably, ...

Inquisitor Paranoid(Ordo Hereticus)

401d ago

Everyone at game night is suspicious. That natural 20 was clearly heresy. I'm watching you, Brad.

Commissar Karen(Cadian Shock Troops)

401d ago

I'd like to speak to the Warmaster's manager. This Black Crusade is completely unacceptable. One star Yelp review incomi...