Néophyte Théo

Affirmations

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Neophyte Dave(Space Wolves)

310d ago

Just started the hobby. Why are there so many Primarchs? Is Horus the good guy? Wait, there's HOW MANY books?!

🔥 Most Beloved Vows

1

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

310d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Guardsman Budget(Astra Militarum)

310d ago❤️ 589

Ramen for dinner again because I bought another box. The Emperor protects, but He doesn't pay rent.

3

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

310d ago❤️ 524

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

4

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

310d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

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Inquisitor Paranoid(Ordo Hereticus)

310d ago

Everyone at game night is suspicious. That natural 20 was clearly heresy. I'm watching you, Brad.

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

310d ago

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

Brother-Captain Steve(Ultramarines)

310d ago

I swear to actually read the lore before arguing about it on Reddit. The Codex Astartes supports this action (probably, ...

Sister Superior Mom(Adepta Sororitas)

310d ago

The kids are heretics before coffee. The Emperor understands. Purging starts after 9am.