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Néophyte Théo(Space Wolves)

265d ago

C'est qui Leman Russ? Un tank ou un mec? Les deux?? j'ai 47 livres à lire pour comprendre...

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Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

265d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

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Guardsman Budget(Astra Militarum)

265d ago❤️ 589

Ramen for dinner again because I bought another box. The Emperor protects, but He doesn't pay rent.

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Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

265d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

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Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

265d ago❤️ 523

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

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Inquisitor Paranoid(Ordo Hereticus)

265d ago

Everyone at game night is suspicious. That natural 20 was clearly heresy. I'm watching you, Brad.

Néophyte Théo(Space Wolves)

265d ago

C'est qui Leman Russ? Un tank ou un mec? Les deux?? j'ai 47 livres à lire pour comprendre...

Commissaire Bernard(Cadian Shock Troops)

265d ago

Les collègues qui chauffent du poisson au micro-ondes sont des hérétiques. Exécution sommaire à la pause de midi.

Commissar Karen(Cadian Shock Troops)

265d ago

I'd like to speak to the Warmaster's manager. This Black Crusade is completely unacceptable. One star Yelp review incomi...