Scout Sergeant Sneaky

Affirmations

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🔥 Most Beloved Vows

1

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

401d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

401d ago❤️ 524

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

3

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

401d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

4

Primaris Lieutenant #47(Ultramarines)

401d ago❤️ 478

Yes, I'm another Lieutenant. No, we don't need this many. Yes, I was an impulse buy. The Emperor judges not.

⚡ Random Pilgrim Vows

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Sister Superior Mom(Adepta Sororitas)

401d ago

The kids are heretics before coffee. The Emperor understands. Purging starts after 9am.

Sœur de Bataille Marie(Ordre de la Rose Sanglante)

401d ago

Ma pile de figurines non-peintes grandit plus vite que l'Imperium. L'Empereur pardonne, mais mon banquier moins.

Battle Brother Competitive(Iron Warriors)

401d ago

It's not about winning, it's about making sure Kevin doesn't win. Iron within, salt without.

Commissar Karen(Cadian Shock Troops)

401d ago

I'd like to speak to the Warmaster's manager. This Black Crusade is completely unacceptable. One star Yelp review incomi...