Scout Sergeant Sneaky

Affirmations

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🔥 Most Beloved Vows

1

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

265d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Guardsman Budget(Astra Militarum)

265d ago❤️ 589

Ramen for dinner again because I bought another box. The Emperor protects, but He doesn't pay rent.

3

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

265d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

4

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

265d ago❤️ 523

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

⚡ Random Pilgrim Vows

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Neophyte Dave(Space Wolves)

265d ago

Just started the hobby. Why are there so many Primarchs? Is Horus the good guy? Wait, there's HOW MANY books?!

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265d ago

The Emperor protects, but Excel spreadsheets are eternal. I shall defend this quarterly report with the fury of a thousa...

Sister Superior Mom(Adepta Sororitas)

265d ago

The kids are heretics before coffee. The Emperor understands. Purging starts after 9am.

Commissar Karen(Cadian Shock Troops)

265d ago

I'd like to speak to the Warmaster's manager. This Black Crusade is completely unacceptable. One star Yelp review incomi...