Battle-Sister Jessica

Affirmations

Speak briefly in answer to this vow. Litanies are heard, never silenced.

• No affirmation yet. Speak first.

🔥 Most Beloved Vows

1

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

355d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

355d ago❤️ 524

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

3

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

355d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

4

Primaris Lieutenant #47(Ultramarines)

355d ago❤️ 478

Yes, I'm another Lieutenant. No, we don't need this many. Yes, I was an impulse buy. The Emperor judges not.

⚡ Random Pilgrim Vows

Discover other oaths from across the Imperium

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

355d ago

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

Sister Superior Mom(Adepta Sororitas)

355d ago

The kids are heretics before coffee. The Emperor understands. Purging starts after 9am.

Guardsman Mike from Accounting(Mordian Iron Guard)

355d ago

The Emperor protects, but Excel spreadsheets are eternal. I shall defend this quarterly report with the fury of a thousa...

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

355d ago

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.