Commissaire Bernard

Affirmations

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Commissar Karen(Cadian Shock Troops)

355d ago

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Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

355d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

355d ago❤️ 524

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

3

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

355d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

4

Primaris Lieutenant #47(Ultramarines)

355d ago❤️ 478

Yes, I'm another Lieutenant. No, we don't need this many. Yes, I was an impulse buy. The Emperor judges not.

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Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

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355d ago

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