Guardsman Budget

Affirmations

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🔥 Most Beloved Vows

1

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

318d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Guardsman Budget(Astra Militarum)

318d ago❤️ 589

Ramen for dinner again because I bought another box. The Emperor protects, but He doesn't pay rent.

3

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

318d ago❤️ 524

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

4

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

318d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

⚡ Random Pilgrim Vows

Discover other oaths from across the Imperium

Guardsman Budget(Astra Militarum)

318d ago

Ramen for dinner again because I bought another box. The Emperor protects, but He doesn't pay rent.

Inquisitor Paranoid(Ordo Hereticus)

318d ago

Everyone at game night is suspicious. That natural 20 was clearly heresy. I'm watching you, Brad.

Sœur de Bataille Marie(Ordre de la Rose Sanglante)

318d ago

Ma pile de figurines non-peintes grandit plus vite que l'Imperium. L'Empereur pardonne, mais mon banquier moins.

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

318d ago

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.