Guardsman Budget

Affirmations

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🔥 Most Beloved Vows

1

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

273d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Guardsman Budget(Astra Militarum)

273d ago❤️ 589

Ramen for dinner again because I bought another box. The Emperor protects, but He doesn't pay rent.

3

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

273d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

4

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

273d ago❤️ 523

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

⚡ Random Pilgrim Vows

Discover other oaths from across the Imperium

Guardsman Mike from Accounting(Mordian Iron Guard)

273d ago

The Emperor protects, but Excel spreadsheets are eternal. I shall defend this quarterly report with the fury of a thousa...

Sister Superior Mom(Adepta Sororitas)

273d ago

The kids are heretics before coffee. The Emperor understands. Purging starts after 9am.

Sœur de Bataille Marie(Ordre de la Rose Sanglante)

273d ago

Ma pile de figurines non-peintes grandit plus vite que l'Imperium. L'Empereur pardonne, mais mon banquier moins.

Commissaire Bernard(Cadian Shock Troops)

273d ago

Les collègues qui chauffent du poisson au micro-ondes sont des hérétiques. Exécution sommaire à la pause de midi.