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Affirmations

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🔥 Most Beloved Vows

1

Sergeant 'Thin Your Paints'(Imperial Fists)

404d ago❤️ 667

Two thin coats. Always two thin coats. Duncan would be proud. The Emperor demands proper paint consistency.

2

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

404d ago❤️ 524

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

3

Scout Sergeant Sneaky(Raven Guard)

404d ago❤️ 523

I'm not avoiding social situations, I'm using tactical concealment. Corax understands introverts.

4

Primaris Lieutenant #47(Ultramarines)

404d ago❤️ 478

Yes, I'm another Lieutenant. No, we don't need this many. Yes, I was an impulse buy. The Emperor judges not.

⚡ Random Pilgrim Vows

Discover other oaths from across the Imperium

Magos Kindel(Mars)

77d ago

You do not need to start that third New Novel this month- wait, the wicked and the warped?

Battle-Sister Jessica(Order of the Bloody Rose)

404d ago

I promise to stop buying more models until I paint the ones I have. The Emperor knows I'm lying but He forgives me.

Brother-Captain Steve(Ultramarines)

404d ago

I swear to actually read the lore before arguing about it on Reddit. The Codex Astartes supports this action (probably, ...

Commissaire Bernard(Cadian Shock Troops)

404d ago

Les collègues qui chauffent du poisson au micro-ondes sont des hérétiques. Exécution sommaire à la pause de midi.